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Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Winn-Dixie
The husband picks up a case of Coors and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
˜What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Coors and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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