Little Johnny! (Bless the little bastard).
"Class, today's assignment is to spell
and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."

"Jane, you go first..."

"Dough, D O U G H... Italians make pizza with dough."
"Very good, Jane. now let's hear from Mary."

"Dough, D O U G H... My brother makes things with play dough."

"Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?"
"My mum says my dad doesn't make enough
dough, and he's bloody
hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!"
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