Saturday, November 19, 2011

Cocks Seen and Cooks Unseen

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A Priest kept chickens at his village.

One evening, a cock went missing.

Next sunday, the priest asked the congregation

"Today, I'll give a sermon regarding honesty but before that,
let me know who has the cock?"

All the men got up.

"No, I meant who has seen a cock?"

All the women got up.

"No, who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

Half the women got up.

"Oh, for goodness sake, who has seen my cock?"

All the nuns got up shyly.
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