WalMartians - Maybe The Worst Yet!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was gonna have a laugh at the good ol’ boy who drives this tractor around but then I just remembered how much it cost me to fill up my gas tank the other day so now I’m starting to think he might be laughing at me.

Apparently the new Snuggie t-shirt is only for the classiest ladies…

That reminds me…I need milk.

“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my nuts off while you shop!"

Ow that’s some southern-style homemade bottom biscuits straight from the oven lathered up in butter. Now if someone could go ahead and wrap those up for her I’d appreciate it.

I guess I could see how someone would get pretty tuckered out throwing down a Big Gulp while walking around in shoes like that. Maybe someone should throw some water on him so he doesn’t dry out.

I personally have never forgotten to put a shirt on before I went to Wal-Mart to pick out a home phone or anything for that matter.

You just brightened up everyone’s day! Seriously they will have to turn the lighting down on their computer so there won’t be this pink beam filling up their office area and attracting the attention of their bosses!

Ya know I think I’m starting to reconsider this whole flesh colored yoga pants thing. 

Good news buddy! Your day has come to be judged by all the PoWM fans. Enjoy the stricking of their quace.

It’s obvious that both of these ladies look phenomenal in pink but who would you rather wake up next to?

Those pants really bring out the lack of color of your gut. However they do match what you look like….Crap!

Now that Memorial Day has passed I encourage everyone to bust out their white wardrobes and pads!

Nothing says summer like an all beef hot dog with ketchup and mustard.

We all know how much of a sweat you can work up while power shopping so the sports bra is a fantastic idea. The real issue here is “Who Wears It Better?” and ignoring their guts my gut says the headband accessory puts her over the top!

Oh snap! I see you are trying to pull off the ‘party in the front party in the back’ mullet…Fortune favors the bold

For those of you keeping score Handicapped Sign: 2 Idiotic Drivers: 0.

Shopping at Wal-Mart is so easy a caveman can do it........

Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD!

This first thing going through your mind is probably “Oh dear God why?” but the second thing going through your mind might be “Why do these two pictures look so different?” Well the answer to that question is we had 2 separate submissions of this fine specimen from 2 different people at the same Wal-Mart. It’s nice to know PoWM can bring people together some way.

 

Ain’t nothing better than a lassie with a shelf that I can set my beer on while I get-r-done.