Top 10 Things Northeners Need To Know About Moving To Atlanta
first thing: check your furniture and luggage for cockroaches and shit. we dont need them nasty things brought here in your luggage.
second thing: we dont CARE where you from, you in the atl now. if one more person say im from nuuw yooaaak im gonna bust them in the mouth.
third thing: stop hating on the local teams cuz you aint from atlanta.
fourth thing: the green shit you see on the ground is G.R.A.S.S. I know yall used to walking on concrete only, stop looking at the grass as if its field turf, thats ONLY regulated to football stadiums.
fifth thing: crayons are for school, NOT our buildings and roadways. stop with the grafilthy shit yall do to buildings.
sixth thing: that blue shit you see in the sky, IS THE SKY. i know yall not used to air, with all the smog and shit.
seventh thing: we dont build housing projects over the highways, like they do in new york, so STOP asking where the projects at when visiting downtown. you will not find a highway downtown that runs UNDER a project, like in new york.
eighth thing: stop looking glassy eyed at the strippers, we know yall not used to looking at pussy in the flesh up north.
ninth thing: those are NOT puerto ricans, those are mexicans you see running around.
tenth thing: getting a northerner to stop telling you they from up north is harder than jermaine jackson's hair. WE GET TIRED OF HEARING THAT SHIT.
second thing: we dont CARE where you from, you in the atl now. if one more person say im from nuuw yooaaak im gonna bust them in the mouth.
third thing: stop hating on the local teams cuz you aint from atlanta.
fourth thing: the green shit you see on the ground is G.R.A.S.S. I know yall used to walking on concrete only, stop looking at the grass as if its field turf, thats ONLY regulated to football stadiums.
fifth thing: crayons are for school, NOT our buildings and roadways. stop with the grafilthy shit yall do to buildings.
sixth thing: that blue shit you see in the sky, IS THE SKY. i know yall not used to air, with all the smog and shit.
seventh thing: we dont build housing projects over the highways, like they do in new york, so STOP asking where the projects at when visiting downtown. you will not find a highway downtown that runs UNDER a project, like in new york.
eighth thing: stop looking glassy eyed at the strippers, we know yall not used to looking at pussy in the flesh up north.
ninth thing: those are NOT puerto ricans, those are mexicans you see running around.
tenth thing: getting a northerner to stop telling you they from up north is harder than jermaine jackson's hair. WE GET TIRED OF HEARING THAT SHIT.
Originally Posted by DAYNE 
ninjas still moving to faglanta
Eleventh thing: Stay outta the Home Depot
Eleventh thing: Stay outta the Home Depot
Truf is gonna kill you.
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