Did Philip fart? 
...and he probably does all the time. 
What the hell, he's almost 90 - 
At that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to. 

What do you think? 

 

Look at the Queen's face! 

A fart is a pleasant thing, 
It gives the belly ease, 
It warms the bed in winter, 
And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet, 
A fart can be loud, 
Some leave a powerful, 
Poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short, 
Or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known 
To sound like a song...... 

A fart can create 
A most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, 
Or silent and deadly. 

A fart might not smell, 
While others are vile, 
A fart may pass quickly, 
Or linger a while...... 

A fart can occur 
in a number of places, 
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces 
From wide-open prairie, 
To small elevators, 
A fart will find all of 
Us sooner or later. 

But farts are all bad, 
Is simply not true- 
We must never forget....... 
Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? 

Why not send this on to other old farts 
and bring a smile...or.....tear to them!