How wise are you?
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> > One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
> > discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
> > rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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> > The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"
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> > Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
> > to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the
> > panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
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> > "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more
> > around here?"
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> > Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
> > of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
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> > "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd
> > nearly had me!"
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> > Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a
> > nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
> > for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
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> > The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and
> > strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
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> > The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
> > squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
> > conniving canine!"
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> > Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel
> > on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of
> > running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending
> > he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
> > the old German Shepherd says...
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> > "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
> > panther!"
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> > Moral of this story...
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> > Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome
> > youth and treachery!
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> > BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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> > If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be
> > five fewer people laughing in the world.
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> > Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just
> > 'youthfully challenged'.
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> > You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?