Would you marry again

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Live Hard...Love Hard...Rest...Do It Again

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From: Blondie

 

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....   WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"   HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"   WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"   HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."   WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "   HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."   WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)   HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)   WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"   HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."   WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"   HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"   WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"   HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."   WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"   HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."   WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"   HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."   WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?   HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."   WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?   HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."   WIFE: -- silence --   HUSBAND: "shit."

 

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Have A Spicy Day

Blondie